What is your nickname?
My production manager seems to think it is ‘Cameroon’, though I’ve not yet authorised that
Why did you get into printing?
Through family members already being involved at UK Book Binders
What would be your dream job?
I’d like a crack at being PM – prime minister, not a production manager (though I respect you all)
Who would play you in a movie about your life?
What is your favourite film?
American Sniper or Fury
What is your favourite TV programme?
Any live football, and those sweet few months that Love Island is on
Who or what do you hate the most?
Hyundai drivers and Dirk Kuyt
What is your favourite phrase or saying?
‘Ain’t nobody got time fo’ dat’
What is your favourite album?
Spotify has ceased any necessity in me going out and buying a physical album unfortunately. Khalid, The Chainsmokers and Chris Brown are currently my recommended artists.
What is your favourite book?
Can’t Hurt Me by David Goggins. He is bad ass
Cat or dog, or…?
I am allergic to cats and dogs, though I do like them. I had pet rats when I was younger. I was scared of them but they were cool
What is your greatest luxury in life?
Overnight nationwide pallet collections or deliveries
Who would you like to be stuck on a desert island with?
What is your greatest ambition?
To have a fulfilling life
What’s your greatest fear?
A Merseyside derby
Who or what makes you laugh?
Angry people in a queue to board a Ryanair plane, shouting about why everyone is in the Speedy Boarding queue, only to realise, Ryanair upsells Speedy Boarding to 90% of its customers. The cherry on top is when they ask the boarding desk for a cash refund. Brilliant stuff
What piece of kit would you like to see invented?
A machine that prints and binds and packs in-line. The Chinese are probably working on it as we speak
Which celebrity would you like to get out of here? Why?
Bruno Mars. The most cringe worthy lyrics
What’s your worst fashion disaster?
Basically, any time before I was responsible for buying my own clothes
Where would you go if you could time-travel?
The 1966 World Cup final
What is the worst kind of print?
Any that doesn’t get finished in our factory
In the wise words of Ronan Keating “Life is a roller-coaster, just gotta ride it”